![]() ![]() and they all went in his mouth… what the fuck? Poor Red (That 70’s Show)… he had a decent part and then got smothered with terrible fucking CGI flies…. when someone turns into a zombie / demon / mutant – why do their fucking teeth always get so fucking pointy?.drivers constantly shifting gears during high speed chases (does their car have eighteen gears or something).people who don’t smoke conveniently having expensive lighters when it gets dark.I’ve griped about them before and even once made a manifesto of sorts – that page has a lot of comments so, to keep it short: There are several things I’ve never understood why producers / directors put into movies. BUT – overall – this has to be one of the better entries into this miserable franchise. I know it was 20 minutes because I paused it with 20 minutes left to go sin (inside joke), returned and the rest of it was pretty shit. We did get a little of this, who looks to be in a lot better shape than the last time I saw her in that miserable Hateful 8 movie.Īnd I think, for the most part, things were going pretty good in this thing until the last 20 minutes. Which I’m not knocking in any way but that did seem a little unusual but, for PG 13 (in the U.S.) we didn’t get any tits or brother on sister sex. She seems like a reasonable enough actress but I’m sure she was cast more for those 30 minutes she runs around in barely there underwear… I had never heard of Bella Thorne until I was watching The Babysitter one day and I was all ‘who is this hot chick?’ and looked her up and saw that she was in this new Amityville movie that took forever to get released. SYNOPSIS: A desperate single mother moves with her three children into the notorious, supposedly haunted, real-life Amityville house to try and use its dark powers to cure her comatose son. and there’s like THREE MORE!!! FUCK!!! Why do we do this to ourselves? BECAUSE WE’RE FUCKING COMMITTED, THAT’S WHY!! COMMITTED LIKE SONS OF BITCHES!!! Can you believe this is the FIFTEENTH Amityville movie we’ve discussed? GODDAMN! Let me calm down a little bit and have a shot of that white jagermeister that dipshit was drinking in the last one of these we watched. OMG another one of these mother fuckers…. ![]()
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